Friday, November 16, 2007

18 Weeks and counting

Today marks the 4 1/2 month mark for me. So I was at my moms last night and we were joking around and what not. Trying to figure out how she was going to get to my doctors visit so that she could be there for my sonogram. We find out what the sex of the baby is on the 29th of this month. The anticipation is killing me lol. I am almost 5 months, wow- I thought the day would never come. It started off so slow. As soon as I hit the 3 months mark it has been going by so fast.

This is the half way mark right? OMG!!! The next few months I think are going to go by quick. Why? Well Im scared to death about delivering this little bundle of joy and things go by faster when I am hesitant. Wowzers.


What is the whole excitement about the experience. This baby is going to some how, some way come out of your stuff...oh the pain..lmao..i cant wait! (To hold her that is..:)

Fundamental WORD- Pass it along


Well, it's shit .. that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
Between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........

Well, Shit Happens!!!