Friday, November 16, 2007
This is the half way mark right? OMG!!! The next few months I think are going to go by quick. Why? Well Im scared to death about delivering this little bundle of joy and things go by faster when I am hesitant. Wowzers.
What is the whole excitement about the experience. This baby is going to some how, some way come out of your stuff...oh the pain..lmao..i cant wait! (To hold her that is..:)
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit .. that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
Between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Friday, July 27, 2007
Saturday, July 14, 2007
O N E MONTH ANNIVERSARY.
It is tomorrow so congratulations to me and mine?! yey :) Engaged now. Meeting the parentals in a more formal type rendez-vous.
Feels like the time I ate a box of twinkies,a hamburger,some pupusas,ice cream && some carne asada. lol but..im hungry right now. How fucking retarded is that.
SHIT TALKERS.-yo you know what I find so annoying. People who talk shit about how people talk too much 'shit' but in reality they need to get a reality check, and point the finger at themselves. Fucking dumbass'. Could it be the monthly got me PMSing....naaaaaaaaa you fuckers need to stop that asap. I feel like Im gonna run this open hand an four fingers across this someones face lol.
ME ME ME's-you too. Everything centers around you. You know the kind you try and have a conversation with and it doesnt matter what your talking about, they say me too.
YOU:I got shot yesterday.
ASSHOLE: thats great but listen to what I did.
MONEY GRUBBIN/SELFISH/AINT GOT NO REASON TO BE TALKIN/FUNKY/FOOLS!
I want a tiny dog now. okay Im done I'll be back later.....[sigh]
Friday, June 22, 2007
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? Ranch
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Chipotle
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Macaroni Grill or Eggspectations
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?depends on how broke I am.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of? Steak & Mashed Potatoes ...sike I havent a clue what I would eat everyday..
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?just cheese.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast? Butter
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?dont know.
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?299
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?50 or something like that
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?Brazil beach snap shot
Q. How many televisions are in your house?4
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?right.
Q. What’s your best feature?Personally I would say my eyes, dep on who you ask though
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?Um...no
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?sight.
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?no clue.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?yes.Drunkeness.
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?hell no. suprise me.
Q. Is love for real?yes.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?I wouldn't...my name is UNIQUE enough as it is.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?blue or black
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?Of course lmao
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?Yes.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?No.
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?I doubt it
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?Yeah
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000.Fuck no.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?Hell yeah
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?No, thats too little
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?I would try but I think I wouldn't be able to so No.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?Hmmm....I could get that bastid back...lol Na I wouldnt.
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?Yes, no biggie. Thats what the internet is for. lol
Q: What is in your left pocket?Nothing
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?It is kinda dry but I thought it was pretty funny.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?Hardwood, I would love carpet though
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?Why would you sit in the shower? I stand.
Q: Could you live with roommates?I already do, so yes.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?Right now none.
Q: Where were you born?San Salvador
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?Two weeks ago
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?happy.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?Leti
Q: Friend you talked to?Mike
Q: Last person you called?Baby Cakes
Q: Person you hugged?No one...: Been busy.
Q: Color?I thought it was blue But come to think of it I dont have one.
Q: Missing someone?always.
Q: Listening to?musiq
Q: Worrying about?nada.
Q: First place you went this morning?To the Bathroom
Q: What can you not wait to do?Start my journey
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?The cleaner
Q: Do you smile often?yes, sometimes without knowing I am lol
Q: Are you a friendly person?Yes, Im friendly as long as you dont come off nasty
Q: Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?Try and go to sleep gots lots to do tom.
Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name.
Monday, May 14, 2007
You remember the feeling of having blood rush to your head when you were younger. Seeing who could be upside down the longest before you got sick or before your mom said something like 'if you dont get down your going to die', good times right? You remember 'borrowing' your brothers bestfriends bike, speeding off only to then skid out and bust open your knee. For those few moments you felt on top of the world. Little Miss Evil knievel.
Then as you start to hit the asphalt you realize your not going to walk away untouched. Then its like those Snap,crackle,pop commercials..and well of course you end up bleeding all over thinking your going to die. Those were the days eh?
Life has a way of teaching us how to prepare ourselves for the REAL WORLD. It starts schooling us as soon as we have cognitive reasoning. One could think of it metaphorically applying it to just about everything. In order to get something you want you take a RISK. You put yourself out there, wheather it be mind, body, soul or all three.
This is where it can go three ways;
1) You take that risk and you fail miserably, you give up and walk away jaded vowing never to try "a gain" (say it like those uppity females)
2)You take that risk and you fail, but it felt so right you try and try again.
3)You take that risk you succeed beyond your goal, and you live happily ever after. Ok maybe not that fairy tale ending but you gain so much more. You find confidence in your ability, you trust your gut instincts more and your open to take risks more often.
The Big question wait for it.....Is Life Nothing More then just a huge RISK?!
When you think about it as a whole of course it is. You must risk everything at some point in your life time to achieve that oh- so- splendid Happiness. The whole 'blood,sweat && tears' mentality. Thats rather icky so I didn`t want to word it that way. However, I know some of you are really all about that. If I could add sound effects I`d add that barking sound some of you do. heh. Whatever gets you through the day. :) The point of the entry you ask? I had one, but since I have A.D.D my brain has difficulty focusing on something very long. The point was Well, what would be the point of me telling you what the point was if you didn`t already grasp it? Yeah so Shuttup! Its pretty self explanitory. Carpe Diem!!!! I know you little geniuses already knew all this, simply a reminder. Ya Digg? :)
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Friday, May 11, 2007
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
F i n i s h e d......
I just got back from down town. Took longer then expected to 'sign out' of school. Running up and down to catch all my instructors and deal with the financial dept.
It took longer then expected but I am ready for the next step. I should be able to get a spot sometime soon. It will be nice to start making bread again lol.
Now, touching on a diffrent subject I just got word from a friend who I had yeah pretty much decided to cut out of my life. So in essence I regained a friend and lost my best friend. Its one of those complex situations where
so now things are somewhat strained and the relationship isnt what it used to be. I am saddned but hope he`ll 'get over it' soon.
Saturday, May 5, 2007
whats your name spelt backwards?
What did you do last night?
Caught up on some much needed sleep
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Some new spyware stuff
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
Haha, yes I have.
Last time you swam in a pool?
Ive never 'swam' in a pool because I cant swim.
What are you wearing?
jeans, a Tee and some socks.
How many cars have you owned?
Ive owned UNO.
Type of music you dislike most?
I would say techno music.
Are you registered to vote?
Do you have cable?
What kind of computer do you use?
Sony VAIO 2006.
Ever made a prank phone call?
Yerp. Good Times.
You like anyone right now?
"like", No. I`m kinda scoping someone out though.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Hell to the N-O.
Furthest place you ever traveled?
I`ll Check my Airline Miles and let you know. Its a close one.
What's your favorite comic strip?
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?
Shower, morning or night?
Afternoon or Night.
Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Bagavundos. Classic Pedro Infante flic awesome!
Favorite pizza toppings?
Chips or popcorn?
What cell phone provider do you have?
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Been asked to, but never was into that whole scene.
Orange Juice or apple?
Tough one, I`ll say apple.
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?
My sister & my best friend at Cheesecake factory today.
favorite chocolate bar?
Who is your longest friend and how long?
Mama dukes, 19 years.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
5 years ago maybe.
Have you ever won a trophy?
Favorite arcade game?
Pin ball?/ Ms. Pac Man.
Ever ordered from an infomercial?
Sprite or 7-UP?
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?
Oh god, yes.
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?
Ever thrown up in public?
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
Millionaire!! lol, Finding TRUE love would be nice though.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
No. Lust maybe, love defenite no.
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?
Did you have long hair as a young kid?
What message is on your voicemail machine?
You`ve reached L. Vasquez, Leave a message.
Where would you like to go right now?
A beautiful beach in Bahia,Brazil.
Whats the name of your pet?
Good Look`n Frankie & Joey Bananas.
Hazel & Angel.
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?
Black jansport. Nothing in it.
What do you think about most?
Finishing school and getting a job.